Lesley Davison

"Moss, Tut & Fitz"

sung by the staff of President George H.W. Bush

"One Woman One Man Show"

sung by Anne Francine as the opening number of her cabaret act

"Håagen-Dazs"

sung by a person who loves gourmet ice cream

"Julio"

sung by a woman in love with Julio Iglesias

"I Want A Secret Service Man For Christmas"

sung by the student sitting next to Amy Carter in school

"Lust In My Heart"

sung by Jimmy Carter after a notable magazine interview in which he confessed to having "lust in my heart"

"Imelda's Shoes"

sung by Imelda Marcos

"Peanuts"

sung by a Jimmy Carter supporter

"I'm Going To Marry Prince Charles"

sung by Lady Diana

"Ping Pong"

sung by the hippie who opened the iron curtain to communist Eastern bloc countries in 1971 by playing ping pong

"The Jackie Look"

sung by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

"Sexual Harassment"

sung by the guy in the office who is never sexually harassed

"Ten Percent Banlon"

sung when polyester was first introduced in 1961

"Club Med"

sung by a woman who went to Club Med

"Shirley Temple Black"

sung by Shirley Temple when she became U.S. Ambassador to Czechoslovakia in 1989

"Abused Women"

sung by the wives of Jimmy Swaggart, Gary Hart, and Jim Bakker plus the women who had affairs with those men

"Gandi, Tootsie & Yentl"

sung by Ben Kingsley as Gandi, Dustin Hoffman as Tootsie, and Barbra Streisand as Yentl

COMING SOON

"Fawn"

sung by Fawn Hall, secretary to Colonel Oliver North, who helped shred confidential documents related to the Iran-Contra scandal in 1981

"Don't Hit Me, Zsa Zsa"

sung by the motorcycle cop who pulled over Zsa Zsa Gabor in Beverly Hills and got slapped in the face by her in 1989

COMING SOON

"Lost"

sung by folks trying to locate the Contras and Sandanistas

"Mario Cuomo"

sung by Mario Cuomo who says he's not running for office

"Kiss and Tell"

sung by Ronald Reagan's speechwriter, Nancy Reagan's astrologer, and  Ronald Reagan's chief of staff